What did one earthquake say to the other?

I don't know what your blaming me for, it's your fault!"

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What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.

Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince" I'll see myself out now

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What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

a hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

What did one earthquake say to the other?

I don't know what your blaming me for, it's your fault!"

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What did San Andreas said to the Earthquake?

This is all your fault!

What do you call an earthquake in NYC?

Harlem Shake.

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Who's fault is it?

The truck's fault. What was it doing in the kitchen?

What did the Earth say to the Earthquake?

Sorry...that was my fault.