Why did the fruits take out a $30,000 loan for their wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.

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What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

Cantaloupe...

What do you call a melon with overbearing parents?

cantaloupe )

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What do you get when you combine a recliner with a fruit?

A chairy.

What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?

Jeffrey Dahmer!

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Where do rabbits go after their wedding?

On their bunnymoon.

Why did the melons decide to have a wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.

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What did they say to the CEO who raise minimum wage to $70,000?

Price is right!

Why did the fruits take out a $30,000 loan for their wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.