Why did the fruits take out a $30,000 loan for their wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.

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Why did the melon plan a big elaborate wedding?

Because he cantaloupe.

Why couldn't the man marry the melon?

It was a cantaloupe.

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What do you call a fruit that isn't allowed to marry?

A cantelope

What do you call a fruit that stays up very late to study for tests?

A: A cramberry.

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Why did got object to the wedding between the catholic man and the catholic woman?

He doesn't approve of same sect marriage

Where did the burgers go after their wedding?

On a bun-eymoon!

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Why did the fruits take out a $30,000 loan for their wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.

What did they say to the CEO who raise minimum wage to $70,000?

Price is right!