Why did the fruits take out a $30,000 loan for their wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.

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Why did the melon get married in a church?

Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.

Why don't melons ever run away and get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

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Why did the fruit leave office?

because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.

Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

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Where do rabbits go after their wedding?

On their bunnymoon.

Why couldn't the two melons go to Las Vegas for their wedding?

Because they're cantaloupes.

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What did they say to the CEO who raise minimum wage to $70,000?

Price is right!

Why did the fruits take out a $30,000 loan for their wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.