Why did the fruits take out a $30,000 loan for their wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.

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What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?

Cantaloupe.

Why do honeydew melons have to get married in a formal ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.

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What fruit makes you confused?

Papayas See, you're confused right?

What do you call a fruit that makes fun of someone?

A banana-nana-nana Got it on a popsicle stick. Laughed for way too long.

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Why did got object to the wedding between the catholic man and the catholic woman?

He doesn't approve of same sect marriage

Why people cry during the weddings?

they are preparing for whats coming afterwards

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Why did the fruits take out a $30,000 loan for their wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.

What did they say to the CEO who raise minimum wage to $70,000?

Price is right!