Why did the motorcycle fall asleep?

It was two-tired.

Previous Random Joke Next
Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

What do cannonballs do when they fall in love?

They make bbs

Motorcycle Jokes More Motorcycle Jokes

Why couldn't the motorcycle stand on it's own?

because it was too tired.

Why can't motorcycles go faster?

They're two tired.