Why did the motorcycle fall asleep?

It was two-tired.

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Why did Kevin's Ice cream fall down?

Because he was hit by a truck

Why did the half blind man fall in the well?

Because he couldn't see that well!

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Why can't the motorcycle get up on its own?

It's two tired.

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirtbag on the inside.