Why did Kevin's Ice cream fall down?

Because he was hit by a truck

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What is the difference between an ounce of cocaine and an infant?

Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.

How do you call 4 blacks in a car falling off the cliff?

A waste. You could fit 1 more in the trunk.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Who hits the ground first?

Better question would be: Why were they in the tree in the first place?

Why are blondes hurt by people's words?

A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

What do you get when a truck full of potatoes drives into kindergarten full of kids?

Moussaka

What are the two biggest lies in Wyoming?

My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.