Why did the motorcycle suddenly stop running?

Because it was two tired.

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Who is the prettiest of my friends?

Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.

What's more fun than swinging an infant over your head with a rope as fast as you can?

Stopping it with a shovel

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How did the lumberjack keep his business from falling behind when all the trees ran out?

By moving faux wood. Rimshot

What do you call a redneck virgin?

A 13 year old girl who runs faster than her older brothers

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Which aardvark holds the speed record?

The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!

Why are black people afraid of motorcycles?

They'd get caught in the chain.