What's more fun than swinging an infant over your head with a rope as fast as you can?

Stopping it with a shovel

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the monster stop playing with his brother?

He got tired of kicking him around.

What's the difference between Marty McFly and a Bears fan?

Eventually, Marty McFly stopped going back to 1985.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What did the hat say to the other hat?

You stay here. I'll go on a head.

What is the difference between my ex-girlfriend and a beer?

One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.

Shovel Jokes More Shovel Jokes

How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

What's more fun than swinging a dead baby by a string?

Stopping it with a shovel!

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

Why didn't the rope get any presents this year?

He was very knotty.

Why do sailors give their wives a bouqet of ropes instead of flowers?

It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots.

Swinge Jokes More Swinge Jokes

What's more fun than swinging a dead baby by a string?

Stopping it with a shovel!

What's better than swinging a dead baby around a tether pole?

stopping it with a shovel

Infant Jokes More Infant Jokes

What's the best part about getting head from an infant?

Watching the soft spot move.

What do you call a really really big ant?

A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.