What's more fun than swinging an infant over your head with a rope as fast as you can?

Stopping it with a shovel

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Which chocolate stops dogs hair falling out?

Malteasers

What do blacks and bicycles have in common?

Take off the chain and both stop working. Going straight to hell :)

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What does Dr. Oz do when you throw scientific evidence at his head?

Ducks like a quack.

What has two heads and six legs?

Nirvana

Shovel Jokes More Shovel Jokes

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?

Doug

What's more fun then swinging a baby on a clothes line?

Stopping it with a shovel.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

How does a sloth hang itself?

By trying to jump rope.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

What's more fun than swinging an infant over your head with a rope as fast as you can?

Stopping it with a shovel

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What do you call a really really big ant?

A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.

What's the best part about getting head from an infant?

Watching the soft spot move.