How did the lumberjack keep his business from falling behind when all the trees ran out?

By moving faux wood. Rimshot

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Why did the USAS with frag rounds fall over?

Because it was... imbalanced.

How'd Florida man break his leg raking leaves?

He fell off the palm tree

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What do you call a theft by a stumbling person?

A lumberjack.

What did the lumberjack say to the trees?

Run, Forest, run!

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What is green and pecks on trees ?

Woody Wood Pickle !

Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

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Why isn't Mexico in the Summer Olympics?

Everyone who can run, jump, and swim are already over here.

Why didn't Kevin from Home Alone call the cops when the burglars came around?

He was running a trap house.

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What is a ferret funeral?

Serious business

Why did Nietzche's Shop go out of business?

He accepted eternal returns.