What did the french chef give his wife on Valentine's day?

A hug and a little quiche.

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What happened to the baseball played who was unfaithful to his wife?

He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.

What's worse than finding out that your wife has cancer?

Finding out it's curable.

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What's an Australian Kiss?

A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*

Why can't the French cook two eggs?

Because one egg is

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How many professional soccer players does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to change the bulb, and five to hug and kiss him.

Why is horse racing so romantic?

Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!

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What did the boy bird say to the girl bird on Valentine's Day?

Let me call you Tweet heart!

What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?

Forget-me-nuts.

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What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?

Because you always heart the one you love.

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What did the french chef give his wife on Valentine's day?

A hug and a little quiche.

Why was the French chef sent to prison?

He was convicted of crepe.