What did the french chef give his wife on Valentine's day?

A hug and a little quiche.

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Which Spanish superhero has three wives?

Amor-Man

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.

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How does a French lady hold her liquor?

By the ears

What do French people do when vacationing in Laos?

They go swimming in Laotian

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Who came up with hugs?

The very first hug must have been really creepy. "What are you doing Why are you holding me " "Just trust me."

How many professional soccer players does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to change the bulb, and five to hug and kiss him.

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What did the french chef give his wife on Valentine's day?

A hug and a little quiche.

Who sends flowers on Valentines Day?

Cupigs!

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Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?

Because you always heart the one you love.

What celestial body do you give your sweetie on valentines day?

An exoplanet.

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What did the french chef say when the cheese factory exploded?

What did the french chef say when the cheese factory exploded? Looks like we have debris all over the place

Why was the French chef sent to prison?

He was convicted of crepe.