Why are there no owls here?

I WAS LEAD TO BELIEVE THERE WOULD BE OWLS HERE! #hooters

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Whats an owl say?

Quien?

Why did two owls get arrested for the same crime?

They were in ca .

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What did the police officer say to the midget complaining that someone picked his pocket?

I can't believe someone would stoop so low.

Why don't catholic priest believe in condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

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What's the newest fitness craze sweeping American police forces?

Lead injections.

How do you lead a horse to water?

With carrots

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Why "hooters"?

Who decided breasts looked like owls They were wrong.

Why are there no owls here?

I WAS LEAD TO BELIEVE THERE WOULD BE OWLS HERE! #hooters