Why are there no owls here?

I WAS LEAD TO BELIEVE THERE WOULD BE OWLS HERE! #hooters

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What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch?

A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!

What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

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Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.

How do sceptics introduce themselves?

I don't believe we've met..."

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Why did you lead me on a five-state chase?

Driver: I love to travel.

What do you call a Black man that walks by a Cop?

A Pencil cause he's full of lead!

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Why are there no owls here?

I WAS LEAD TO BELIEVE THERE WOULD BE OWLS HERE! #hooters

Why "hooters"?

Who decided breasts looked like owls They were wrong.