Why are there no owls here?

I WAS LEAD TO BELIEVE THERE WOULD BE OWLS HERE! #hooters

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Why "hooters"?

Who decided breasts looked like owls They were wrong.

Whats an owl say?

Quien?

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What do you call a mushroom who strongly believes in radical Islamism?

a fungimentalist

What traumatic event lead to you not believing in god?

Me: oh, um, science.

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What's the tragedy with little people?

They lead such short lives.

Who is currently leading in the Pirate Party Polls?

Noone. Pirates don't have poles, they have masts.

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Why "hooters"?

Who decided breasts looked like owls They were wrong.

Why are there no owls here?

I WAS LEAD TO BELIEVE THERE WOULD BE OWLS HERE! #hooters