What flavor gum does the President prefer?

Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?

Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.

What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!"

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.

Why do Muslim extremists prefer to drink cappuccino?

Because they hate french press.

President Jokes More President Jokes

What do you get when you elect Bernie Sander's son as president?

A son Bern

What would be funny about Hillary as president?

That she would be sitting at the desk that Monica once kneeled under!

Flavor Gum Jokes More Flavor Gum Jokes

What flavor gum does a scientist prefer?

Exspearamint. inspired by the presidential gum joke.

What flavor gum does the President prefer?

Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border