What flavor gum does the President prefer?

Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border

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Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

Which punchline do you like better?

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

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Why do old people prefer to live in one story houses?

There close to the ground.

Why do rabbits prefer IPA's over other kinds of beers?

Because they use extra hops

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Where does the President keep his armies?

In his Baracks

Which bird ran for President?

H. Ross Parrot

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What flavor gum does a scientist prefer?

Exspearamint. inspired by the presidential gum joke.

What flavor gum does the President prefer?

Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border