Why did the negative number look so surprised?

He was nonplussed.

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What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk ?

Dirty looks from the mouse !

Why was Jesus not Mexican?

No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico

Negative Number Jokes More Negative Number Jokes

What do mathematicians get if they stare at the roots of negative numbers for too long?

Square eyes

Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.