Why do mice have long tails ?

Well they'd look silly with long hair !

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Why is that Bono still hasn't found what he's looking for?

Because he's always standing by The Edge.

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Looks like we got a tail.

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Why are elephants no good at Net surfing?

Because they're scared of the mouse.

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What has wings a long tail and wears a bow?

A birthday pheasant!

Why do mice have long tails ?

Well they'd look silly with long hair !