Why was the calendar nervous?

It's days were numbered!

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How can a man go eight days without sleep?

No problem , He sleeps at night.

What do you call the day before a trip to an otolaryngologist?

New Ears Eve

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How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

Hmmm........I'll just do a few numbers and get back to you

How do you a convert a number to a radical?

You convert it to Islam.

Calendar Jokes More Calendar Jokes

Why did the calendar give up on life?

Because he felt his days were numbered.

What did the Calendar say to the Wall-clock the moment it became June 1st?

I am dismayed!"