Why was the calendar nervous?

It's days were numbered!

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Why was the calendar depressed?

His days were numbered.

What are Mozart and Beethoven up to these days?

They're both Decomposing

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How are you doing in arithmetic ?

I've learned to add up the zeros but the numbers are still giving me trouble.

Why do you wanna work at Clickbait Enterprises?

Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job "ok" Number 7 will shock you "You're hired"

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Why did the calendar give up on life?

Because he felt his days were numbered.

What's the difference between the calendar and you?

A calendar has a date on Valentine's day.