Why did the orange move to veggieland?

So he could live in peas and hominy.

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Why did the green bean go to jail?

He was disturbing the peas.

Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning?

A: It swells at night.

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What's an idealist vegetarian's favorite meal?

Peas and hominy

Why did the orange move to veggieland?

So he could live in peas and hominy.