Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.
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Chickpeas
They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.
Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.
Peas and franks.
You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole.
At least you got one nut, I don't see what you're crying about.
for disturbing the peas!
A: It swells at night.
He was disturbing the peas.
Peas, man.
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So he could live in peas and hominy.
A: Inflate it.
Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.
Peas and hominy
Nickelback
Both of them fill a stadium with 60,000 people shouting " "
His fault. He shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.
Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.
All the horses drowned
A good start
Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!
the egg, of course. Isn't that what I just said?
He had a chicken stapled to his face.
She answered the waffle iron. How did she burn the other side? They called back.
In their dadabase.
The Game.
The waiter responds, "The backstroke."
Souperb.
In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha
Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.
