Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.
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Chickpeas
They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.
Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.
Peas and franks.
You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole.
At least you got one nut, I don't see what you're crying about.
for disturbing the peas!
A: It swells at night.
He was disturbing the peas.
Peas, man.
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So he could live in peas and hominy.
A: Inflate it.
Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.
Peas and hominy
Because it was deep space . (the joke is how the outer space was very deep)
So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan
You want some beef
Patty
Ice is
A Popsicle.
I haven't seen you for a year!
been wondering for years
They're afraid of drowning in a Fjord.
The short ones drowned in the floods
When you repost it.
Shoot the guy that's pushing it
A bi-polar bear.
Ice burger !
A teacup is what the British drink out of and a pea cup is what the Mexicans drive.
You take the f out of way. say it out loud if you don't get it
