Why are round bales of hay illegal?

Because cows can't get a square meal.

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What did the cow say about the beef industry?

I've got some steak in it.

Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.

Hay Jokes More Hay Jokes

What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.

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Why are round bales of hay illegal?

Because cows can't get a square meal.

Why did they stop feeding cows the round bails of Hay in Texas?

Because they weren't getting a square meal.