Why are round bales of hay illegal?

Because cows can't get a square meal.

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What do you tell a cow blocking a road?

Mooove

What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.

Hay Jokes More Hay Jokes

What does an Italian cow say when he gets an extra delivery of hay to the barn?

That's amorehay!

Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.

Square Meal Jokes More Square Meal Jokes

Why are round bales of hay illegal?

Because cows can't get a square meal.

Why did they stop feeding cows the round bails of Hay in Texas?

Because they weren't getting a square meal.