Why did the pigeon hate the crow?

because he was in the coo klux klan

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Why did the feminist fail in programming?

She hated objectification.

Why do black people smell bad?

So blind people can hate them too

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Whats the funniest type of bird?

Crows! they're the undisputed kings of CAW-Medy

What do you call a crow who repairs time pieces?

A bird watcher.

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How did the townsfolk find out the pigeons were plotting a revolution?

A: They heard them in the town square saying, "Coup, coup!"

What sound does a pigeon make when kicked in the nuts?

A high coo(/spoiler)