Crow Jokes

What do you call a crow who repairs time pieces?

A bird watcher.

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What do you call three crows?

A crowd.

Where do crows go to buy groceries?

Kroger

What do you call it when crows make noise?

A caw-cawphony

Why did the crow go to the gym?

To work on his caw strength.

Where do Crows hang out on friday night?

The crow bar.

Where do Crows hang out on a friday nght?

At a crow bar.

Where do crows go to have fun?

a crowbar!

Why did the pigeon hate the crow?

because he was in the coo klux klan

What was the crow doing up on the telephone pole?

He was making a long-distance caw.

What lives in a tree and is dangerous?

A crow with a machine gun.

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What do you call a bird that has been molested?

Rustled Crow

Why do crows do vocal exercises every morning?

For the Good of the Caws.

How do crows know what time is it?

They have the knights watch .

Whats the funniest type of bird?

Crows! they're the undisputed kings of CAW-Medy

What does a crow with a cold sound like?

Caw-ph, Caw-ph, caw-ph.

What did one crow say to the other?

Caw dude

What do you call the Lord Commander of the Night's Watch voting?

Counting Crows

What do you call a group of crows?

The end of season 5.

Why did North Korea tell South Korea not to crow about the recent agreement?

Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.

What is a crowbar?

A: A place were crows go to get a drink!

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It was unmiscible.

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What do you call a pigeon with 4 feet?

A STOOL Pigeon

What do you call a group of Pigeons and Chickens?

A Coo Clucks Clan

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Why does Tumblr hate symmetrical shapes?

Because they can't even

Why does ISIS only drink drip coffee?

Because they hate French Press!

Gym Jokes More Gym Jokes

What do people do for a party itinerary in the Jersey Shore?

Gym.Tan.Laundry.

What's the only thing working out at the gym?

The business plan.

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How do you know a black woman is pregnant?

When she pulls out the tampon, the cotton's been picked clean.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't care. You pick

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How does a Snowman get to work?

By icicle.

Why don't women work as long and as hard as men in the office?

They do it right first time.

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How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.

Whats red, white, and hangs from a telephone pole?

A dead baby shot out of a snowblower.

Machine Gun Jokes More Machine Gun Jokes

What's black and dangerous and lives in a tree?

A: A gorilla with a machine gun.

How does a religious extremist convert an atheist into a holy man?

They use a machine gun.