A good start. P.S: N*ggers=Naggers. I hate those guys. What did you think?? )
At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!
Because the priest said "Bear, atone" and the bear thought he said "baritone" as in "play the baritone sax now". The bear immediately started wailing away on the sax, rocking back and forth so hard he knocked over all the prayer candles and almost snapped his own spine. All the priest could do was ask the lord for the strength needed to get this bear into heaven.
An elk It has the E, the L, and the K. Would like to hear some more if you guys have any.
He punches the bucket
Good morning your Honor!
Pants 50% off
They use boo-eys.
Because of all the seaweed!
Because it's not nut-free
So blind people can hate them too
A man sees that his neigjhbnour doesn't have his wheeled trash bin. "Hey bub, where's ya bin" "I took a little vacation for a few weeks," "No. I meant where's your bin?" "Told ya, vacation, at the beach!" "No man. Where's ya wheely bin?" "Ok, fine! I've wheely been to jail! Happy now?"
asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.
No one can ever know P.S. are these type of tongue twister jokes allowed here If not i will happily remove it.
An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one :3
A good start.
A nagger.
