Why is the robot good at one night stands?

Because he nuts and bolts.

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

How can Ozzy Osbourne possibly sing that?

when Tony Iommi is standing right next to him, alive and well.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What did the pirate with a steering wheel in his pants say when he couldn't remember why it was there?

Arrrh, it's driving me nuts

What do you call a nut that can't talk?

Nutin special. Credit to my 8 year old daughter who made that one up.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!

Why is Christopher Walken so tired?

Because at night, he's always sleepwalken

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

What do you say when a robot explodes into pieces?

Rest in pieces. I'll show myself out now.

How do I turn my new girlfriend on?

She's a robot and the instructions are in Chinese.

Bolt Jokes More Bolt Jokes

Why did the bolt in the ceiling have to go to therapy?

Because it was screwed up!

What does a hardware salesman do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.