Where did the piglets study their ABC's?

At a school for higher loining.

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What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?

Bison.

Who is always your friend at school?

Your princi-pal.

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Why didn't Tim have any friends while he was studying fishing?

Because he would just go home and master bait.

Why did the gynecologist take a vacation out of the country?

To study abroad.

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Who raided my vegetable patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!

Why was Piglet in the bathroom?

He was looking for Pooh.

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How does an Alcoholic teach the ABC's to their children?

Backwards.

What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

A: "Today children we will learn our ABC's"