Why did the pilot hit the Alps?

To get to the other side.

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What do you get when you cross a busy road with a broken leg and a blindfold?

Hit.

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

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How do you know you're talking to a pilot?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Why was the pilot jealous of the chef?

Because of his ground thyme.

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What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby ?

A cry for Alp !

Why did the pilot hit the Alps?

To get to the other side.