Why did the pilot hit the Alps?

To get to the other side.

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How is digging fence post holes like being the mayor of Toronto?

It goes pretty smoothly until you start hitting the rock.

Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon?

He wanted to see stars during the day.

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Why did the pilot hit the Alps?

To get to the other side.

Who survived?

The pilot who jumped out with a parachute.

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Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!

Why did the pilot hit the Alps?

To get to the other side.