Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!

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What's the one thing pacifism and Hinduism have in common?

Those who practice them don't want any beef with people.

What do you call someone who lets people rent wifi signals from them?

The lanlord!

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What is your favorite dumb joke?

Mine would have to be Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

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What do I love about living in Switzerland?

The flag is a big plus.

Why are high end clocks designed and made in Switzerland?

As they don't get arrested for doing their job as they do in America!

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What Nationality was Otzi the Caveman?

He wasn't Italian, because he carried work tools, he wasn't Austrian, since he had some brains, he might have been Swiss, since he was outrun by a glacier, but most probably he was a German, because nobody else ever walks in sandals in the mountains.

Why do mountains make people laugh?

Because they're hill-areas!

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What did the mallard yell in the drive-by shooting?

Duck!!!

What did the gardener yell when his vegetarian friend visited?

Run Berry, run!

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What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.

Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!

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Why did the pilot hit the Alps?

To get to the other side.

Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!