Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!

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how waiters should greet people

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they are preparing for whats coming afterwards

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The one with the smaller mu.

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Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

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What's the best part about living in Switzerland?

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus

Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!

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Nothing. They were both stoned.

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When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.

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Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"

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A: One to start screwing it in and the rest to vote 'em off the ladder.

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What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby ?

A cry for Alp !

Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!