What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?

BYE-SON!

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They Yak

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Bison.

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What did the Momma buffalo say to the baby buffalo on his first day of school?

Bye Son (Bison)

What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?

BYE-SON!