Why did the pirate go to Ireland?

he thought he was going to Arrrland.

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What was the first think Queen Elizabeth did on ascending to the throne ?

Sat down !

How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

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Where was the pirate when he was hit in the crotch?

Menard's!

What do you call a pirate that sells things?

A sailor.

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What is similar between Spain, Ireland, and the United States?

Their economies falter after a popping of a housing bubble.

Where did AT&T get their 2007 slogan?

Ireland: More bars in more places