What do you call a pirate that sells things?

A sailor.

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What was the last thing that Columbus said to his sailors before getting on the ship?

Okay men, get on the ship."

What's the only thing in the world that's bigger than a Samoan man?

His wife.

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What kind of movies do pirates watch?

ARRRR Rated Movies!

What do you call a flight commandeered by pirates?

A peg leg.

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What's the fastest way to earn money as a photographer?

By selling your camera.

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

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What do you call a random selection of sailors?

A seamen sample

Why didn't the sailors play cards on the deck?

Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.