Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother?

For smoking in bed.

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How do you get 1000 dead babies into the bed of a pickup truck?

A blender! How do you get them out? Nacho chips!

Why did the bed spread?

Because it saw the pillow slip.

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What do you call a raft full of black people?

Smoke on the water. ... My most sincere apologies.

How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.

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Why cant bulimics be pitchers in baseball?

Because they always throw up

Why do Italians throw pizza onto the field after they win a match?

Because they rain supreme.

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Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.

What is the difference between wealth and poverty?

And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'