Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother?

For smoking in bed.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How do Australians sleep?

With their heads at the foot of the bed.

What did Josh say when asked if his sister was good in bed?

I Duggar."

Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

What kind of cigarettes do California kids smoke?

Yours.

What do you call a Pokemon who is trying to quit smoking?

Vaporeon

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Why don't people get married in North Korea?

Well, all marriages are legal in North Korea, but no one has them because there's no rice to throw.

What's the difference between a blonde and a washing machine?

You can throw your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you around for two weeks afterward

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What do you call a Hispanic woman with no legs?

Consuelo! My mother told me this one

What does your mother do for a living?

She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur."