Where was the pirate when he was hit in the crotch?

Menard's!

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Why are pirates, pirates ?

CASUE THEY ARGHHHHHHH

How did pirates communicate before the internet?

Pier to Pier Networking

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What's the difference between LSD and my dad?

LSD doesn't need to be drunk to hit me.

What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.

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How do crabs leave the hospital?

On crotches...

How do crabs get out of hospitals?

On crotches.