Where was the pirate when he was hit in the crotch?

Menard's!

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What do pirates of the 21st century wear?

An iPadth.

What happens when a pirate turns 60?

He joins AARP

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What is the best thing to take when you're run over?

The number of the car that hit you.

What's a Latin professor's favorite song?

Hit the quam

Crotch Jokes More Crotch Jokes

Why did Jon Snow buy an athletic cup?

For the crotch.

Why do people point at their wrist when asking for the time?

Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?