Why did the printer have wet ink?

Because it couldn't control P

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Why are all these Juice fad diets so popular?

Because Juice control the media

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

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What did the abortionist have for breakfast?

Scrambled eggs =p

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car?

get in the car :P

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Why is there music coming out of your printer?

That will be the paper jamming again!"

What kind of printer does a pig use?

A: An oinkjet.