Why did the printer have wet ink?

Because it couldn't control P

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Why was the teacher cross-eyed?

because she couldn't control her pupils

What's the difference between Ellen Pao and Kim Jong Un?

Kim Jong Un has control over his country.

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Why was the physicist being so careful not to insult his colleague's choice of generalized coordinates and momentum?

He was just minding his Ps and Qs.

How do you get Lady Gaga attention?

P-p-p-poke her face.

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What Do You Call it When Printers Have a Party?

A paper jam

Why did the printer have wet ink?

Because it couldn't control P