What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

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Why does the CPU never get any work done?

Because it gets interrupted constantly.

What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.

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Why can't penguins fly?

They're too short to reach the controls of the plane.

What muscle do Egyptian soldiers generally lose control of, shortly before major battles?

The sphinxster ....

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What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

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How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

What do you get when you teach Android grammar?

A droid

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What is the difference between a dentist and a New York baseball fan?

One yanks for the roots, the other roots for the Yanks.

What was the root of the problem dark ages?

The potato famine.

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What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

What do you call corn that joins the army?

Kernel.