What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

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Cpu Jokes More Cpu Jokes

What's so good about being a CPU?

Every time you are turned on, you're getting blown.

What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.

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Why was the teacher cross-eyed?

because she couldn't control her pupils

What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.

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What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

Android Jokes More Android Jokes

What did the Puerto Rican dish say when he lost his Android?

Where'd mofongo?

How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

Root Jokes More Root Jokes

What kind of root is only easy to find on paper?

A square one.*

What did the square say to the root?

Radical"

Kernel Jokes More Kernel Jokes

Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.

What do you call corn that joins the army?

Kernel.