Why did the psychic get fired?

Because she didn't see it coming.

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What stopped winter for coming?

Cuz Winterfell and it can't get up! :P

Why is Mrs. Claus disappointed?

because Santa came early! I'll let myself out.

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What do Alicia Keys, Katniss Everdeen, and Joan of Arc all have in common?

They're all girls on fire.

Why does AMD call having 2 or more cards Crossfire?

Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.

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What do you call a room full of psychics?

A scam!

Why did the psychic get fired?

Because she didn't see it coming.