Why is Peter Pan such a terrible pilot?

Because he Neverlands

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What's Peter Pan's brother's name?

Peter Pot. He gets so high he never lands.

Why does nobody laugh at zombie-Peter Pan's jokes?

He always tells them with a dead Pan face.

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Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he Neverlands.

Why is Wendy never pregnant?

Because Peter's sperm Neverlands.

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Why is Peter Pan such a terrible pilot?

Because he Neverlands

Why don't Malaysian TV shows get commissioned?

Because they all have terrible pilots.