Why is Mrs. Claus disappointed?

because Santa came early! I'll let myself out.

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Who wouldn't let the gorilla in the ballet?

Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...

What did the bishop say to a large group of priest at the overnight camp for young boys?

Let us prey.'

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What would santa be if he was a farmer?

A jolly rancher.

What did Santa get the day after Christmas?

Diabetes

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What do you think about the coming battle General?

God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it - To find out who is the loser.

What's white and streaks across the sky at a thousand miles an hour?

The coming of the Lord.

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Why can't Santa play in the NBA?

He has a no-trade Claus

What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear"

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What is Santa saying to Mrs. Claus right now?

I told you it would rain, dear.

Why is Mrs. Claus disappointed?

because Santa came early! I'll let myself out.

Disappoint Jokes More Disappoint Jokes

Why were the people in the Twin Towers disappointed on 9/11?

They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.

Why was Leia disappointed on her wedding night?

Han shot first.