What did the blonde do after she combed her hair?

She pulled her pants up.

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What did the lobster do at the disco?

Pulled a muscle.

How do you know a black woman is pregnant?

When she pulls out the tampon, the cotton's been picked clean.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What's the difference between someone who can mend your pants quick and a famous singer?

One of them is a swift tailor.

Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?

Incase he gets a hole in one

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

When is the appropriate time to kick a midget in the balls?

A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

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What weighs 15,000 pounds and combs her red hair with a fork?

Princess Arielephant

What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!