Why did the rabbits go on strike?

They wanted a better celery!

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What did the computer say to the pirate?

Want to date hot Russians!

Why did Santa bring his sack with him when starring in the pantomime?

He wanted to have some stage presents.

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Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?

Thanks I needed that.

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How do you tell a rabbit from a gorilla?

A rabbit doesn't look like a gorilla.

What's the fastest way to send a rabbit?

Haremail.