He was a good conductor.
Because Santa came early this year.
Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!
They prove men can concentrate on two things at once.
A man walks into a bedroom and sees a hot, naked woman lying face-down on the bed. Q: What's his name? A: Willie Turner Q: What's name? A: Betty Will
Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"
A school bus full of black people driving off a cliff
Time to get it fixed.
A picket fence.
One minds the train the other trains the mind.
A: One goes choo-choo the other goes chew-chew.
A diabetic who's been struck by lightning.
Thanks I needed that.
they have too many ohms to be good conductors.