How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.

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What's the difference between this morning and your daughter?

Boss: I don't know. Guy: I'm not coming in this morning!

How can you tell when Halloween is coming too soon?

The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK

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What's the difference between a man who owns a gun and a man who owns a bank?

A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)

What is more inappropriate than a 7 year old saying "I drink coffee"?

Her saying "I drink it black, like my men"

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What kind of car did Jesus drive?

a manual.

What kind of cars do jedis drive?

A toy-

Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?

Time to get it fixed.

How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What do you call a person who falls onto you on a train ?

A laplander !

Why did Jesus have a six pack?

It was from all the cross-training...

Lightning Jokes More Lightning Jokes

Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab?

The scientists were brainstorming.

What is brown, small, and smells of caramel?

A diabetic who's been struck by lightning.

Good Conductor Jokes More Good Conductor Jokes

Why don't many buddhists work in the railroad industry?

they have too many ohms to be good conductors.

How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.