How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.

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What do a coffin and a condom have in common?

A: They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going.

Where's the best place for a horse to grow up?

In a stable environment. Sorry I'm high and it just came to me.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do all men at single's bars have in common?

They're married.

What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat ?

He had to get a new goat !

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What car does Boba Fett drive?

A ManDeLorean.

Why did the siamese twins moved to England?

So the other one would also drive

Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

What do you do when your nose goes on strike?

Pick it! (Picket)

What would happen if pigs went on strike?

They'd form pigget lines.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"

What is the difference between a Train and an Hamster ?

The train got windows

Lightning Jokes More Lightning Jokes

Why type of lightning likes to play sports?

Ball lightning

Why does lightning only strike the French?

Because it follows the path of least resistance

Good Conductor Jokes More Good Conductor Jokes

How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.

Why don't many buddhists work in the railroad industry?

they have too many ohms to be good conductors.