What happened to the baseball played who was unfaithful to his wife?

He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens to Stephen Hawking when he stops laughing?

He writes scary stories.

What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?

He made a spectacle of himself.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What's white and washes your socks?

Your wife.

What happened to the baseball played who was unfaithful to his wife?

He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why doesn't Jesus play basketball?

He got crossed up.

What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How did they break in?

Me: I have a fake garden rock w/a key inside. Police: They found it Me: They threw it through the window.

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?

A: He wanted to see time fly.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why didn't the shy juggler perform at the circus today?

Because he didn't have the balls!

What's the most sought after ball in Biopsy Bingo?

B9

Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

Why did the man hit the fortune teller when she started laughing?

A: He was striking a happy medium.

What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it?

A thought.

Baseball Jokes More Baseball Jokes

Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

Why are orphans terrible at baseball?

They've never known what home is.

What's your favorite part about being a stay-at-home mom?

Me: Showering is optional Her: HAHAHA, be serious. Me: Ok, no drug tests.