What happened to the baseball played who was unfaithful to his wife?

He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the guy who cooled himself to -273.15 C?

He was 0K.

What happens when the Batman sees Catwoman?

The Dark Knight Rises.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store?

Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!

What's the problem with your marriage?

WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do you get if you play a C&amp?

W song backwards? Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

How many Vladimir Putins' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they didn't Putin enough effort. Just a play on his last name, nothing more.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What's something that you can catch but not throw?

feelings. T.T

Why did the blonde girl get fired from the M&M factory?

She kept throwing away all the W's.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What's got a pair of balls and 100 teeth?

A: A crocodile Q: what's got a 100 balls and a pair of teeth? A: A singing choir of army veterans

Where r my legal briefs?

Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!

Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

How many Poles does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Just one but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!

What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it?

A thought.

Baseball Jokes More Baseball Jokes

What kind of baseball do burgers play?

Ketchup baseball!

What do you call a crab that plays baseball?

A pinch hitter.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What do you call a black guy wearing an ankle bracelet?

A stay at home dad

Whats the difference between a black guy in jail and a caged birth?

The bird doesn't feel he's home.