Why did the scarecrow receive a Nobel Prize?

He was outstanding in his field.

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How many black guys does it take to cook chicken?

None. Blacks belong in the fields, woman belong in the kitchen.

What's the difference between Tom Brady and Ben Roethlisberger?

Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field.

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What does every Elmo receive before they leave the factory?

Two test tickles!

What did the Hebrew's call it when they stopped receiving mana every morning?

mana-pause

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Which award did the knoc knock joke get?

The nobel prize.

Why did the scarecrow win a Nobel prize?

He was out standing in his field