Why did the scarecrow receive a Nobel Prize?

He was outstanding in his field.

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Why can't the Philippines field an ice hockey team?

The players all drowned in spring training.

Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

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Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

What does every Tickle Me Elmo receive before it leaves the factory?

Two testicles.

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Why did the scarecrow get the Nobel prize?

He was out standing in his field.

Which award did the knoc knock joke get?

The nobel prize.