Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.
Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.
A farmer
Cross-country.
A 14 year old boy in the U.S. is a freshman and one in Mexico is a senor
Because it is part black.
Michael J. Fox he would just shake it off.
He ran his business on a skeleton crew.
They both tried to run a country and died before finishing.
Because there is no water in Africa.
They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.
Phelps.
Nobody. The pigs all jump in.
Because if it walked, it'd get jumped!