Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What did the field say to the farmer with no crops?

Stop fallowing me!

Why is there no scope for dealers/middle men in the field of extractive metallurgy?

Because he/she who smelt it, dealt it.

Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why can't Mexico field a good Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is already here in the US.

Which is the most common font i Mexico?

El Vetica.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What happened when the Ape won the door prize?

He didn't take it - he already had a door!

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the French milkman have to hurry?

He was running lait

Why does Mexjco do poorly in the olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can run fast, swim fast and jump high are in the states.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What's a homophobic congressman's favorite place to swim?

In da Nile

What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

Bob.

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Who robbed Lochte at the Olympics?

Phelps.

Why can't Mexicans win the Olympics?

Because every one that can run, jump or swim has already crossed the border.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Whats the difference between a hippie and a trampoline?

You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.

Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.