Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...
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Coffee Mug
Wohahaha! That was funny! XD
Boot Camp
Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.
Atrophy
AID...S
Because he was outstanding in his field.
Doctor
He received a T minus.
Because he was the Solaire!
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Hazardous doodie pay!
He had no prior convictions.
Two test tickles.
knee-mail
He received a Sunkist from his Crush
The cold shoulder.
The constellation prize.
Because it was pi-rated.
A: A back-handed compliment.
Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss
because he was out standing in his field.
Me: Yale Interviewer: Wow! When did you graduate Me: I yust got out in Yuly
He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
Bangladesh
Forty feet of track - all straight!
Two testicles.
Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."
Gmail
A Rap Tour
Danke schon.
Chin up pal.
Auschwitz, received well over three million starts
Karma. (Please forgive me)
Receiving heads of state.
mana-pause
Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else
He thought the ad said '24 carrots'
A Chernobel Prize.
Two test tickles!
Gee, I'll never part with it!
He was outstanding in his field.
Because it's a "no bell" prize.
A little plaque.
A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.
A lawyer.
A sneaker.
Sneakers.
Because he just came to pick up his little sister.
Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!
His verdict.
Do You Hear what I Hear?
He had trouble integrating
Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.
They might be cheetahs!
Bonos.
Start dating them
Seriously guys, I've been trying for months so if anyone have any useful tips it would be much appreciated.
A hypochondriac
Because none of their plans are ill-conceived.