What do you call a Roman with a wet mustache and a smile?

Gladiator.

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What did the Ancient Romans use to cut their hair?

Caesars.

What do Romans say when their wives run away?

Caesar!

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Why do blondes smile when it's lightning?

A. Because, they think they are having their picture taken.

Why does Snoop Dog always smile like he knows something you don't?

Because he's been snooping around.

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What do you call a Roman fighter with curly hair in his teeth?

Gladiator. (Glad he ate her)

What do you call a Roman with pubic hair in his teeth?

Gladiator