Why did the scarecrow receive an award?

because he was out standing in his field.

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What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

Gee, I'll never part with it!

What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine's Day?

Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."