Whats the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles.

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What is the last thing that tickle-me elmo gets before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

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Give him a couple of test-tickles.

Whats the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles.