Why do all Egyptian's farts smell the same?

Because they have a tutankhamun!

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Toot and Car Man.

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Why do all Egyptian's farts smell the same?

Because they have a tutankhamun!

How are farts and Ancient Egypt similar?

They both have a Tutankhamun.

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Why do Egyptian farts smell the same?

They have toots in common.

Why do all Egyptian's farts smell the same?

Because they have a tutankhamun!