Why do all Egyptian's farts smell the same?

Because they have a tutankhamun!

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What is red and smells like blue paint?

Red paint!

What do beef hearts smell like?

Honey.

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Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

What muscle do Egyptian soldiers generally lose control of, shortly before major battles?

The sphinxster ....

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How are farts and Ancient Egypt similar?

They both have a Tutankhamun.

What do you call two Egyptians who've farted at the same time?

Tutankhamun.

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Why do all Egyptian's farts smell the same?

Because they have a tutankhamun!

Why do Egyptian farts smell the same?

They have toots in common.