Why do all Egyptian's farts smell the same?

Because they have a tutankhamun!

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What planet smells the worst?

Poopiter. This joke courtesy of my 7 year old son. He was very proud of it.

What's small and green and smells like pork?

Kermit's Finger.

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Why were the locals dissapointed when an old, decrepit, broken down bus rolled into an Egyptian town?

They wished it was Anubis.

What does Egyptian airport security have in common with Los Angeles airport security?

Both have LAX security.

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How are farts and Ancient Egypt similar?

They both have a Tutankhamun.

Why do all Egyptian's farts smell the same?

Because they have a tutankhamun!

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Why do all Egyptian's farts smell the same?

Because they have a tutankhamun!

Why do Egyptian farts smell the same?

They have toots in common.