What do a 275lb white lady and a 275lb cinder block have in common?

A Mexican is going to lay them one day

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What's the difference between an egg and a redditor?

An egg gets laid

Why does the swimming pool get laid every night?

Because he makes all the ladies wet.

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What does a mexican magician make for breakfast?

Toast-tah-dahs!

What does the octopus order at the local Mexican restaurant?

Ten tacos