Why did the scuba diver drop out of graduate school?

Because he was always below a C

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Why should every woman know a C++ programmer?

Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.

Why didn't Anna and Elsa's parents teach them the alphabet?

Because they got lost at C.

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Why do scuba divers always jump backwards off the boat?

If they jumped forwards, they would still be on the boat! Sorry.

Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of boats?

Because if they fell foward, they would still be on the boat.