Why did the blind man's alphabet soup only have 25 letters in it?

Because he can't "C"

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What be a pirate's favorite letter?

Ayy, you think it be "r" but it really be the "c".

Why are blind people bad at programming?

Because they can't C

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How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?

Only once, and then you are subtracting it from 20.

Who can shave 25 times in one day, and still have a beard?

A barber!

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How did Jeffrey Dahmer make alphabet soup?

With 26 characters he met at a party.

What is today's special at Google's employee cafeteria?

Alphabet Soup.

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Where do you find a zebra?

25 letters after a, brah.

Why did the blind man's alphabet soup only have 25 letters in it?

Because he can't "C"