What's the difference between this morning and your daughter?

Boss: I don't know. Guy: I'm not coming in this morning!

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What is the difference between a default subreddit mod and a radical feminist?

Nothing.

What's the difference between me and a dentist?

The dentist pulls it out when it hurts.

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What did one mandarin say to the other mandarin?

I don't know, I don't speak Mandarin.

How my girlfriend stay's thin. Wanna know how my girlfriend stays thin?

She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.

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What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you when you're in there?

European

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What do cats read in the morning ?

Mewspapers !

Why did the drill instructor squirt condiments on his trainees in the morning?

That's how he mustard the troops.

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What do you call someone who slaps their siblings daughter?

A niece slapper.

What did Harry Potter name his daughter?

Harry Daughter.