What does a computer say when it encounters a skunk?

C: PU!

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What did the computer say to the pirate?

Want to date hot Russians!

What do you call a laptop that ejaculates metal?

Computer

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It raises a stink!

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Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.

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What does a computer say when it encounters a skunk?

C: PU!

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Pu! Pu! Pu!

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What does a computer say when it encounters a skunk?

C: PU!

What do mathematicians say when they encounter a difficult problem?

f(x)