What does a computer say when it encounters a skunk?

C: PU!

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How are women and computers the same?

Neither take your 3.5 inch floppy anymore.. unless you pay extra.

How do you know a black guy's been at your computer?

It's not there.

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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?

A smell that keeps coming back!

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a skunk?

A fowl smell!

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Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

Why is 'dark' spelled with a k and not with c?

Because you can't see in the dark Badambum!

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What does a computer say when it encounters a skunk?

C: PU!

What do chemists say when they smell something that they don't like?

Pu

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What do mathematicians say when they encounter a difficult problem?

f(x)

What does a computer say when it encounters a skunk?

C: PU!