Why did the teacher cross her eyes?

Because she couldn't control her pupils.

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What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider?

A harenet.

Why did the elephant cross the road ?

Because the chicken was having a day off !

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What does a hillbilly farmer call a deer with no eyes?

Noeyedeer (Say it out loud)

What do you call a fish with three eyes?

fiiish. (works when spoken :-/)