Why did the teacher cross her eyes?

Because she couldn't control her pupils.

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What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?

A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)

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What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Dinner

What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.